Fundstück der Woche
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Re: Fundstück der Woche
Wow ! Da isser der Aldi der alte Sniper... flinke Finger kollege
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Re: Fundstück der Woche
ich würd Euch doch niemals betrügen wollen, daher hab ich mich als Beweis angemeldet. Anscheinend habe ich kein 10 Fingersystem nötig.
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"We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape."
Wie wahr, wie wahr
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape."
Wie wahr, wie wahr
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Re: Fundstück der Woche
Wie geil ist das denn...
Ich habe bereits meine Meinung. Verwirren sie mich nicht mit Fakten. Danke!
Re: Fundstück der Woche
Genau, direkt die deutschen Ölkonzerne verstaatlichen! Ach, moment mal ...
„Wissen ist Nacht!“
Prof. Dr. Abdul Nachtigaller
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oller Spielverderber
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Hey Ho, Let´s Go
(Joey Ramone *19.05.1951, †15.04.2001)
(DeeDee Ramone *18.09.1952, †05.06.2002)
(Johnny Ramone *08.10.1948, †15.09.2004)
(Tommy Ramone *29.01.1949, †11.07.2014)
"Death is not the end ..."
Give us peace in our time
(William Stuart Adamson *11.05.1958, †16.12.2001)
(Joey Ramone *19.05.1951, †15.04.2001)
(DeeDee Ramone *18.09.1952, †05.06.2002)
(Johnny Ramone *08.10.1948, †15.09.2004)
(Tommy Ramone *29.01.1949, †11.07.2014)
"Death is not the end ..."
Give us peace in our time
(William Stuart Adamson *11.05.1958, †16.12.2001)
Re: Fundstück der Woche
Rechtschreibung tut manchmal wirklich in den Augen weh, aber das hier ...
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Auch wenn es eigentlich traurig ist...
Ich habe bereits meine Meinung. Verwirren sie mich nicht mit Fakten. Danke!
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Ich habe bereits meine Meinung. Verwirren sie mich nicht mit Fakten. Danke!
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Wie geil...
Ich habe viele "o"s erledigt...
Ich habe viele "o"s erledigt...
Ich habe bereits meine Meinung. Verwirren sie mich nicht mit Fakten. Danke!
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„Wissen ist Nacht!“
Prof. Dr. Abdul Nachtigaller
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... ok...
Ich habe bereits meine Meinung. Verwirren sie mich nicht mit Fakten. Danke!
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ohhhh.....schade. -Ich hätte wenigstens ein Plumps-Klo hingemacht. Dann hätte die Scheibe da auch Sinn gemacht. *G*
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Ich muss aufs Klo, habe aber panische Höhenangst ....
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Der Sarkast unter den [???]-Zeichen !!!!
Sarkasmus ist dabei die Bosheit, die so gut verpackt
ist, dass ich ausser Reichweite bin, bis sie der Betreffende verstanden hat
Ungekrönter Offtopic-Kaiser
Sarkasmus ist dabei die Bosheit, die so gut verpackt
ist, dass ich ausser Reichweite bin, bis sie der Betreffende verstanden hat
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Re: Fundstück der Woche
wtf
Ich habe bereits meine Meinung. Verwirren sie mich nicht mit Fakten. Danke!
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Re: Fundstück der Woche
absolut geil !
Es ist leichter, zehn Bände über Philosophie zu schreiben, als einen Grundsatz in die Tat umzusetzen.
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